Of all the sexy dead celebrities, Anna Nicole Smith may just be the sexiest and deadest. Here she is in all her blonde haired, big titted glory. If you could have Anna Nicole back from the dead for one night, would you do her? Well, would you? And the one condition of that would be that she would die again, that night in your bed. Would you still do her? Just wondering.
What can be said about Pamela Anderson that has already not been said about Pamela Anderson? She is an icon. She is a classic. She is exactly what I thought a woman should be when I thought about what women should be. And here she is, looking as gorgeous as she did all through the great 90s. Look at those tits. They're huge. Look at that face, look at that body, LOOK AT THAT!
She was once a teenybopper pop star and now she's a great sexy accomplished singer and actress. It's Hillary Duff performing onstage and look at Hillay Duff's nice firm ass! Almost get a peek up the skirt too huh? Not too shabby. Hillary Duff... we like you.
Here lies Jennifer Lopez, naked and alone. In the dark. By herself. She was the diva of the nineties, giving rumps their place in the pantheon of body parts and she shook hers all the way to the top. But these days Jennifer Lopez doesn't really pique anyone's interest much any more. Oh well. Everyone has their time in the sun. And Jennifer Lopez can now join Daisy Fuentes. In the shade.
This is famous actress Jessica Alba, not Jessica Biel as we've previously admired. Here you can see Jessica Alba posing, looking pretty, showing off a very perky pair of tities. Is it Jessica Alba? Why it sure looks like Jessica Alba to me. Is it Jessica Alba? Well that seems pretty obvious I think. If you'd like to see more exclusive pics of Jessica Alba and other Hollywood starlets, then why don't you check out the red hot celebrity section Platinum Club website. It's got awesome exclusive celebrity content for all your heart's desire.
Everywhere you look it's reality TV celebrities. They're here, they're there, they're everywhere. And no reality TV star is more beautiful and sensual than reality TV's own Kim Kardashian, beautiful girl with a sexy round ass. Here's Kim squeezing that hot sexy ass into a pair of designer jeans. But wait... there's just too much junk in the trunk. She can do it though, if she tries hard enough. Come on, Kim... get that ass stuffed into those pants, girl!
Sexy Christina Aguilera always looks good, but when she's naked on a bed she almost looks even a little bit better. That's just my opinion, though. What's yours? Do you prefer xtina, as some like to call her, with her clothes on or her clothes off? I've got plenty of images of both, so really it's up to you which ones I end up posting. Please let me know your thoughts on this subject matter. Your opinion is very very important to me, so please do not hesitate... thanks.
Nobody knows if Jessica Biel is a talented actress or not but one thing they can all agree on is that her ass is fantastic and simply out of this world. We hope to see more of Jessica Biel soon, and if we don't then at least we have a good imagination.
Cameron Diaz. Star of stage and screen. Beautiful ass. Laying on a beach all by herself looking very good from this angle. Would you love to be the sand that gets caught in her bathing suit? That would be quite a great fate for you now wouldn't it? Perhaps in your next life you will be able to be that. Good luck to you.
What ever happened to the good old days when rich girls would just suck dick in private? Well now they suck dick in public, sort of. Well Paris Hilton does everything in public, doesn't she, so I guess it's only natural that everyone in the world can watch her sucking dick, and not all that well to tell the truth. But anyway. That's what happens these days. These days.
Remember when you were just a boy and you watched Charles in Charge? You watched it. You watched it on TV. Yes you did. Well anyway, she wasn't on that show. That was Scott Baio not Tony Danza. Remember when you were just a boy and you watched Who's the Boss? Yeah. And then you grew up. And then you wanted to see Alyssa Milano's tits. So you looked for them. And you found them. And there they are. And you said, hey... nice tits!
Hey, you like Britney Spears?
Who's Britney Spears?
Who's Britney Spears? Did you just say who's Britney Spears?
Um... yeah. I think that's what I said.
Do you live in a cave or something? How can you not know Britney Spears?
Actually, yeah I do live in a cave. It's funny you should mention that. I moved into a cave about 5 years ago because I thought that cave dwelling would be good for my complexion, and you know what it really has helped. What do you think?
About your complexion? Um... good?
Hey thanks. I was just kidding though.
Oh, you don't really live in a cave? Ha ha! That's a good one. I was going to say, that's a good one. You had me going there.
No no no... I really do live in a cave. I was just kidding about Britney Spears. Of course I know who Britney Spears is. Who doesn't? So hey, is that her ass?
Yeah. Yeah, that's Britney Spears' ass.
Huh. Nice ass, Britney.
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